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Topic: Weird shit
Ozzy Voted Alien Ambassador
Where there's water, there must be life, therefore Mars must have aliens. Internet pollsters recently voted Ozzy Osbourne as the favorite to represent Earth to our alien brethren. Other top choices included Tony Blair, George Bush, and Simon Cowell. What a bizarre perspective aliens would get of humanity!
Yep, I think they would all be a great representative of us earthlings! Well Tiffer just IM'd me, so I'm going to chat with her for a lil bit then hopefully catch Idol tonight.
Fair thee well, loyal readers!!
posted by a cautiously optimistic Redskins fan
at 7:57 PM EST