can you tell that I really don't feel like working today?
Topic: Jokes & Funny stuff

Rohirrim


To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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found one!
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Topic: Jokes & Funny stuff

Milton


What Office Space character are you?
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Hehe. I just want my stapler!!!

Etiquette hell and lunchtime accidents
Mood:  chillin'
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Topic: Jokes & Funny stuff
As I was coming out of my therapist's office during lunch today, I witnessed the tail-end of an accident at the Route 2 (Ritchie Hwy) and Woods Road. I heard a loud crash and looked up to see that a high-end SUV (either a Lexus or Mercedes; couldn't tell because the front end was rather smooshed) had plowed into a crappy old Dodge Neon (probably a mid 90's model). Well these three women pile out of the Neon and they're all like, "I don't believe she hit us!" "She ran the light" and were generally bitchy. I'm sure that I would be, too had I gotten hit, but they had a real attitude about it. Of course it was Suzy Soccer Mom in her expensive SUV that hit them, so I'm sure that's going to be lawsuit city! I don't know if she was talking on her cell phone, putting on lipstick in the mirror, reprimanding her child in the backseat or late to a charity event, but I'm sure that it was one of those things that caused the accident. Everyone walked away unharmed from what I could see, but I bet when the ambulances showed up (after I'd left) the women probably said, "Oh, my neck! Oh, I'm so traumatized!"

Seeing the damage that SUV did to that little car further solidified my negative feelings towards SUV's.

As I was doing some research on my Urban Legends Reference Page, Snopes, I happened across a great website -- Etiquette Hell... check it out if you have some free time. I'll have to submit some stories about my co-workers!

A great Easter Blonde Joke
Mood:  silly
Now Playing: LAB -- Sometimes she cries
Topic: Jokes & Funny stuff
I get quite a few forwards and jokes emailed to me every day. You know the kind -- send this back and you have friends, forward this to 10 people or your leg will get gangrene and fall off, etc.. Anyway, I've decided to share with you a hilarious blonde joke that my friend Ray sent me today... he is one of the few people who always comes through and sends me good stuff. So I've made a new topic "Jokes & Funny stuff"... I'll try to post some of the things that I've gotten that I deem worthy of posting (or that I still have). One that I'll definitely share is my Office Space-esque "Useful phrases you can use at work".

Anyway, here follows the Blonde joke:

Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder.

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."


St. Peter fainted.