proposal for one of the Bobses jobses
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June 2, 2004
The Dennis Group
1391 Main Street
Springfield, MA 01103
Attention: Mr. Pat Randall
Reference: Dryers Building Expansion
Proposal No. D-7081
Dear Mr. Randall:
In accordance with your request, we submit our proposal to provide engineering on the referenced project.
It is our understanding that the scope of services for this contract shall include miscellaneous site related tasks in conjunction with your design of the Dryers Building Expansion.
We propose to provide these services at the rate schedule attached herewith.
Since out of pocket expenses such as
magic rings, Elven rope, Ent fare, mileage, plots, copies, deliveries, postal services, and facsimile transmittals cannot be adequately estimated at this time, these costs are not included in the estimated fee and will be reimbursed additionally at direct cost.
All of the above, where applicable, will be prepared in accordance with the municipal agency criteria and policies in effect at the time of this proposal.
Invoices will be rendered on a periodic basis and considered due when rendered.
We accept Mastercard, Visa, Discover and Mithril for payment. The attached Exhibit A "General Provisions" is hereby made a part of this proposal.
Please indicate your acceptance by having the appropriate officer or partner sign this Proposal and Exhibit A in the spaces provided and return a signed copy for our files.
Very truly yours,
JOHN E. HARMS, JR. AND ASSOCIATES, INC.
Sir Robert J. Noeth, Jr., P.E.
Lord of GondorDark Lord Sauron, P.E.
Enslaver of all Free MenRJN:lyg
Enclosure
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